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SEND ME A ★ FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO YOURS PICKING THEM UP AND THROWING THEM OVER THEIR SHOULDER

queenofspies:

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bonus points for the reason

(via bloodyprinceofhell)

Send me ‘I miss you’ if we’ve role played but it somehow fizzled out

(Source: brittsmemes, via theghostlyserpent)

(Source: breakfastsundae, via a-yes-to-f00d)

notyouraverageacrobat:

memesometimes:

Growing trust

Muse A is part of a race that humans own as pets or slaves.(Can be anything from being a cat person to an angel, whatever you want) Muse A was previously owned by an abusive human who not only physically Muse A but occasionally drugged Muse A and let other people have their way with the pet.

Muse A’s owner eventually gets arrested and Muse A is put in a shelter. It is only a few days before Muse B shows up and takes Muse A home with them. Muse A is extremely skittish and shaky, Even fighting when Muse B tries to put their new collar on them. After a few weeks Muse A is still showing clear signs of the abuse they suffered at the hands of their last master. Muse B realizes this isn’t just nervousness over having a new master and is extremely gentle with the pet, taking care of all of Muse A’s needs. Eventually Muse A realizes they won’t be hurt anymore and happily follows any orders given.

Optional twists

1. Muse A ends up going into heat and Muse B helps them through it.

2. Muse A ends up pregnant after one of Muse B’s friends bring their pet over.

3. Muse B falls in love with Muse A, they enter a relationship despite being master and pet.

^^^

(via dingbonk)

  • "I shouldn’t be in love with you!"
  • "It’s not fair!"
  • "I could kill you right now!"
  • "Knock it off!"
  • "Screw you!"
  • "You’re a complete moron!"
  • "I love this song!"
  • "Bring that here!"
  • "I hate you!"
  • "I’m pissed off!"
  • "Make me!"
  • "I wish you’d never been born!"
  • "I bought ice cream!"
  • "Kiss my ass!"
  • "Shut up!"
  • "I can’t do it anymore!"
  • "Take me home!"
  • "Just kiss me already!
  • "I can't be in love with you!"
  • "I can't believe this!"
  • "Piss off!"
  • "I wish things were that simple!"
  • "I love you!"
  • "Jump off a bridge!"
  • "You’re so hot!"

butttom:

when a mutual reblogs ur post and it gets hella notes 

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"Would you... really hurt me, Monsieur?"

tfgrps:

The BLU Spy frowned, flicking his spent cigarette down, “What brought zhis up?”

He frowned even more, “… Non. I will never ‘urt a civilian, or woman for zhat matter.” 

"It’s… It’s nothing, Just rumors. It was silly of me to ask a question like that, anyways."

Send my muse “Can I have you?” to see their reaction.

(Source: roleplayerpositivity, via thatpigmaskcolonel)

foodffs:

Cherry Muffins with Graham Crumb Streusel

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

[ Hey everyone. I know I said I’m back and all, but recently I’ve been feeling kinda weird, ya know? Ever since school started I’ve been feeling this way; can’t reply to any asks, threads, etc… I’m drained for the most part. I feel sorta empty- as if my whole chest is hollow and my head is nothing but a blunt sense of pain.

I know I said I’ll do the prizes- and I will! It’s just me, having some troubles with time and everything. But don’t worry; one way or another I’ll get it done, okay? I don’t want to keep anyone waiting, after all.

I… I honestly can’t say I’ll be on as much as I used to, though. Yeah, I’ll be lurking here and there, but other than that, I just don’t think I have it in me. At least not now. I might talk a bit from time to time on Skype, so there’s that.

That’s it for the most part. Night everybody. ]

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